Hire intelligence.

Sell while you sleep.

We install Viktor in your Slack. An AI coworker for ecommerce, not a chatbot. Cartelligence Express is three business days: workshop, a company brain from your docs, then the install and training. He takes the admin you wish would go away.

30 minutes. The store, the stack, one boring job. We will tell you if he is the right hire.

Australia and New Zealand. Shopify, Klaviyo, Meta, Google Ads, Sheets. Official Viktor partner. You keep the account.

The problem

Chatbots answer. You still do the job.

You type a request in a separate app. It writes something back. Then you copy it into Slack, Shopify, Sheets, ads, the inbox. You are the glue. Nobody else can pick up the thread.

  • Morning numbers that take a person, every day
  • Stock questions that live in Slack threads and someone's head
  • Ads and email nobody has time to audit properly
  • AI tools you logged into once and never made a habit

The hire

Viktor is a colleague. Cartelligence is the install.

He lives in Slack, next to you. The whole team can talk to him. He can be taught how your store works, and he can use the stack you already pay for. No copy-paste relay.

01 : Ad hoc

Ask a question

What sold yesterday. What is getting low. He looks it up and answers in the channel.

02 : A job

Hand him the work

Draft the return reply. Put last week in the sheet. You check it. Done.

03 : Scheduled

Make it a habit

Monday 8am, the marketing weekly, paid media, site, ecommerce. He does it without you asking again.

How it works

Three business days. Not three to four weeks of doing it yourself.

Day 1 : Workshop

Credentials first. Then the jobs.

We sit with you. Shopify, WMS, the rest. We map the automations to the pain you named on the call.

Day 2 : Company brain

You send the docs.

We parse them through a custom skill into a company brain, so he already knows how the store works before we install.

Day 3 : Install

Live automations. Then training.

Implementation, config, integrations, automations. The team learns to brief him like a PA. Chatbot to teammate. You keep the account.

After Express: one hour a week for three weeks. We tune what is live. Official Viktor partner. Viktor's subscription stays yours.

Already running

MontiiCo. A real Australian store. Not a lab.

Viktor already sits in Slack at MontiiCo, the lunch and drinkware brand Lee still runs. The boring jobs, mostly. Admin he took back in a month:

157hours of admin, one month

Empress Athleticus

6 automations. Week one.

None of them existed a fortnight before. Daily replenishment pick-lists. Daily MER into forecasting. Same-day launch recaps with charts. Spam rescue. Roughly 12 to 16 hours a week off the team.

5,257 barcodes

Twice a day. Zero stockouts.

Daily replenishment pick-lists reconciling the catalogue, twice a day. Zero pickface stockouts since the pick-list launched. Unglamorous. Load-bearing.

Spam folder

6 real customers, 4 days.

They were sitting in spam. The rescue pulled them back. Concrete, costs you money, instantly understood.

Who this is for

Ecommerce teams that have outgrown heroics.

A fit if

You are an AU or NZ ecommerce brand, about 10 to 80 people. Shopify is home. The founder or ops lead is still stitching numbers together. You want a hire in Slack or Teams, not another dashboard login.

Not a fit if

You want a chatbot on the website. You need a full-time media buyer. You are looking for software to tinker with on weekends. We install a coworker and get out of the way.

Why Cartelligence

An operator who has run the stack.

Cartelligence is Lee Pryor. He still runs MontiiCo and Lunch Punch, and spent 25 years leading enterprise IT before that: Boeing, Mitsubishi, consulting. The product is Viktor. The job is making it work inside a store like yours, in this timezone.

  • Viktor is the coworker. We are the install.
  • AU and NZ only. Same hours, same freight and retail reality.
  • You keep the Viktor account. Nothing is locked to us.

FAQ

Straight answers.

Is this Viktor, or is this Cartelligence?

Viktor is the AI coworker. Cartelligence Express is the three-day install that gets him running in your store. You are not buying a competing product. You are buying the standup you will not get around to yourself. You keep your own Viktor account.

How long is Express?

Three business days. Day 1 is the workshop. Day 2 you send docs and we build the company brain. Day 3 is implementation, config, integrations, automations, and team training. Then one hour a week for three weeks.

Do we need Slack?

Slack is his desk. Microsoft Teams works too. If your team does not live in either, we should talk before we start.

Will he do things we cannot undo?

No. He waits on anything he cannot reverse: sending to a customer, changing a live campaign, deleting something. You say yes before it goes. Judgement stays with you.

What does it cost?

Viktor has its own subscription, billed to you. Cartelligence is the Express install. We unbundle those. We price the install on the call, against the workflows you actually need.

We already tried ChatGPT.

Most teams have. A chatbot is a 1:1 window. Helpful. Isolated. Viktor lives where the team already works, remembers how you work, and goes and does the job instead of describing it.

Next step

Book a 30-minute install call.

The store, the stack, and one boring job you wish would go away. We will tell you if Viktor is the right hire.

Prefer email? chat@cartelligence.com.au